Pile Of Crispy Fried Grasshoppers. Great on a hot night with a cold Singha. Thai food tip: also good for cooling your mouth after eating over spiced food. #thaifood #insectcuisine #insectivore #thailife #jomtienpattaya #exoticfood

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Black Strap Chilli Blast! My very own hot weather beverage creation. Made with this sauce, I don’t know the English name, can anyone please translate? They cook the sauce with hot Thai chillies, the main ingredient is molasses. Maybe a little soy or fish sauce. One teaspoon over ice with club soda, and you’re in refreshment city. The good folk at SSB Coffee crack up every time, they think I’m nuts. #peculiartastes #thailife #jomtienpattaya

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Most Painful Massage Ever. One of the best masseurs at TBMI is Rungrat, but I think he enjoys torturing me. Bone crushing strength, digging his elbows, knuckles, and full bodied weight into just the right spots to make me wince, forcing a few tears. Twisting me into painful positions just short of separation. I really, really enjoyed it! #sciaticacure #thaimassage #thailife #jomtienpattaya #jomtiencomplex

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Consider A Career In Snitching? The Royal Thai Police Narcotics Suppression Bureau has joined forces with the US Drug Enforcement Administration and are paying good money to get you to snitch on your old high school stoner buds. Anyhow, it’s 10:30pm, the katoey waiter is giving me the evil eye since I’m the last one in the joint. The karaoke bars are just starting to crank it up. Two competing venues are drowning out the juke box next door’s Karen Carpenter paean with–Hotel California! And a wicked good rendition of Led Zeppelin’s Whole Lotta Love. #getoutwhileyoucan #expatlife #thailife #jomtienpattaya

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“Small” Fish, Chips And Peas. Jukebox next door hasn’t been changed since the Vietnam War. “Me And You And A Dog Named Boo”, “Country Road Take Me Home” “Rhinestone Cowboy”. #expatfood #thailife #jomtienpattaya #cheapeats

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