Castro Go Go Report Thurs May 19

imagePictured above: Carlos Cano, go go boy at the Badlands bar in The Castro, SF.

When Duty Calls

A famous go go dancer, King Scorpion, friended me in Instagram recently, so I reached out with a hello private message. He invited me to come out to the Badlands on Thursday, and Beaux on Friday to see him dance.

When duty calls, I must respond. I dusted off the ole Canon Rebel t4i and took it for a spin, to meet Mr. Scorpion in person, and to go trolling the bars for more friendly strippers.

Here’s a few of my favorites , browse 229 more images from this field trip in my event galleries, or click on the pictures:

San Francisco Badlands

I headed straight to the Badlands, and this is what greeted my camera. Quite lovely, smooth and delicious. It’s Carlos Cano, who also dances at Beaux SF.

More Carlos. The place was full but not packed right around midnight. The dance area was a bit elbow to elbow, but the front end had plenty of chill space to breath. There was no cover.

King Scorpion In Person!

Here he is, King Scorpion! A towering figure, this guy is pretty, umm, tall! All stuffed into a sexy little nothing, a pair of Nene briefs, which as you can see are also stuffed with ones.

He was super friendly, and super into posing for pics. Love the Super hat, btw.

King Scorion charms a few more tips from an admirer.

Gogo Bear At 440 Castro

Moving on up the hill and around the corner to 440 bar, I poked my head in for a beer and a few snaps of this popular bear hunk.

The smallish, hole in the wall dive was also full, but not packed. Never a cover here and great drink specials, especially the all beers $2 all day Wednesdays special.

Beaux SF

The next stop was Beaux. It was packed, no cover charge. “My So Called Night” is their Thursday weekly 90’s and 00’s throwback video dance party. First drink just one dollar! Two for one wells until midnight.

Celebutante Bebe Sweetbriar, left. Gimme that handbag. It was nice to see her it had been a while. She does a kick ass Shirley Bassey, btw.

This wild fiddler, Johnas Myers, is quite the friendly frisk-a-go go. We’re Instagram pals too.

Chad Stewart!!!!!!!!!!

Chad Stewart, need I say more?

What go go report would be complete without Chad Stewart? This is my favorite go-go-Adonis of all time. Currently dances and bar backs at Beaux, for a while now.

I took so many pics of Chad he deserves a post all on it’s own. I’ve had my eyes on him for like, 5 years now. Look for more of Chad postings in the near future.

JC Events Presents “Picante” At The Cafe

The last stop of my go go hunting adventure was across the street from Beaux, “The Cafe”. Their Latin theme night “Picante”, was winding down but still half full at 1:15 am. No cover and two for one drinks all night! Look at the bird’s eye view of this fine hot tamale-a-go-go.

Thursday Night’s A Bargain In The Castro

Four bars in a row with no cover charge, drink specials, and hot go go eye candy. What an entertainment bargain. I wanted to hit the Edge, Toad Hall, Midnight Sun, The Mix, Q-Bar, and Moby Dicks too, but I can only spread myself so thin.

With all that healthy competition, and Thursdays being a bit slower than the weekends, I may have to make it my regular default night out.

Where Should I Shoot Next?

What’s your favorite gay club? Who’s your favorite male stripper/go go? What would you like to see more of here on Hit me back in the comments, or e mail me:

Book Of The Month Club

PS — This is my current favorite beefcake, male eye candy coffee table book on Amazon. Two hundred and fifty juicy pictures from Bob Mizer, the Hugh Hefner of gay publishing. It’s mostly his later work, when he was able to get more explicit.

See what other’s are saying about “Bob’s World”.

My First Quora Answer: Exotic Gay Travel

Quora question:

So I’m really stressed out and want to go away. I am a gay man looking to travel solo and am looking for a resort to get ALL my needs met if you get my drift. Any recommendations?


photo: A golden elephant adorned with flowers stands majestically in the lobby of the fancy Mandarin Orient Hotel, Bangkok.

Answer: Thailand Is My Favorite Exotic Gay Destination

I’ve visited Thailand ten times since 2005. My go to spot is Dongtan Gay Beach, it’s in the town of Jomtien just south of Pattaya, the “Extreme City”. There are more gorgeous men who throw themselves at you left and right than there are noodles in China.

photo: Matteus, one of the extremely attentive and flirty attendants at the beach concessions, Dongtan Gay Beach, Jomtien/Pattaya, Thailand.

Gay Guest Houses

I’ve stayed at “Tui’s Place”, “DD Inn”, “Feelgood Rooms”, and my favorite is “BB House Inn” aka “Best Bed House”. The average cost of these rooms are less than twenty bucks US$ a night! And BB House is about 20 steps away from the gay beach.

Gay Bars

My favorite bars are “BC Bar”, I think it stands for Boy Cambodia, where most of the staff are from. Also the “@ Home”, “La Dolce Vita”, and “4T”. All of these are in a one or two block area known as “Jomtien Complex”. There’s at least a dozen bars, with a couple dozen young men working in each. They make their living on drink commissions, and hopefully a “take off”. This is where you pay a “bar fine” for taking them home with you. So for a drink and one for the boy, bar fine, and “tip-tip”, it’ll run you from $30 to $50. Such a deal.


For more lurid options, take a ten minute baht bus or moto-taxi ride to Pattaya. The most famous gay area is “Boyztown”. There’s about a dozen bars that feature drag, go go boy, and strip shows. “Boys Boys Boys” is the best and most famous one. They have a scandalous “cock show” around 1am every night. It’s a bit more upscale than Jomtien Complex, so the same drinks and take off will run you $50 to $100. The men are slightly older (late 20’s as opposed to early 20’s) and more muscular.

Sunni Plaza

For a sleazier “down market” experience in Pattaya, go to Sunni Plaza. Yes Sunni, as in Muslim. The most peculiar place, where gorgeous straight Arab men walk arm in arm, and live and work in hookah bars, cheek to jowl among dozens of gay go go bars and brothels. My favorite is “Good Boys Bar”. For about $10, you get your choice of cutie pie, a drink for both of you, and a “cock show” in the darkened back area of the bar. Most of them are straight, and watch girlie porn on their phones while performing. But what do you expect for $10? Ummm, they let you, umm, assist them also.

photo: Chai, who I met in Sunni Plaza. Notice the hookah bar in the background? It was directly across the soi (alleyway) from one of the gay beer gardens where he worked.


If you’ve never been, you may as well hit Bangkok for a few days before taking the two hour bus ride to Jomtien/Pattaya. I stay at the “Malaysia Hotel” near Lumpini Park. It’s not far from the notorious “Pat Pong” area of downtown where there’s also a Boys Town with a dozen scandalously fun go go boy bars. Also near is the “Tawan Muscle Boy Bar”, the “Jupiter Club”, the “Balcony Bar”, and the institutional “Telephone Bar”. “Jimmy’s Disco” if you like loud, crowded with young twinks dance clubs.

photo: Bangkok Pride Swimsuit Competition, Lumpini Park, Bangkok.


Ever had a Thai massage? After just two or three days of massage, my back pain and sciatica disappeared. It’s a brutally pleasant experience, where they twist, fold, and bend you into healing yogic positions using their hands, feet, elbows, and knees. Or try a foot massage, which includes calves, neck and shoulders too. And cheap, cheap, cheap! Anywhere from $4 to $10 an hour for legit. Fifteen to thirty for, umm, non-legit with, umm, happee ending.

I love the Thai Blind Massage Institute, nestled in between the bars at Jomtien Complex. They have about 30 blind people, men and women, who give the best legit massages in town. $8 to $15 including tip. Blind people are very gifted and intuitive with touch and I highly recommend this place.

Not Far From There

Nowadays, I skip Bangkok and take the government bus from the airport directly to Pattaya/Jomtien. It’s about $4. From my base there I try to visit one more city in SE Asia every year, such as Phnom Penh, Siem Reap (Angkor Wat), and further away Hong Kong, and Taipei.

I’ve also visited Phuket; Patong Beach is where all the action is. I loved Chiang Mai the two times I went, it’s about half price on everything from Bangkok. There’s lots of gay action in both.

photo: This adorable cutie-pie was a performer at “My Way” cabaret show bar in the Paradise Complex, Patong Beach, Phuket.

A Few Tips

The bars change hands and names frequently, so two great resources for current info are Nicky’s Pattaya, and Utopia Asia. Google them and all the other names I’ve mentioned, I’m sure you’ll be on the next plane.

Now, look: I’m mad at Thailand right now. There’s a military coup in power there, and they seem to go back and forth between cracking down and loosening up, and they don’t tolerate any criticism or dissent. So be careful what you say and post, and for God’s sake DO NOT say anything bad or critical about His Majesty The King or any of the Royal family.


I visited Bali in 2007 and loved it. Not as developed for tourism as Thailand but I sure had great luck meeting hot men there. Especially at the north end of Kuta Beach. From 4 ish in the afternoons to 9 ish or so there’s hundreds of “Kuta Cowboys” cruising for hookups with westerners (they go with men and/or women!).

There weren’t many options for gay lodging, but I did stay at the gay friendly Kumala Grand in Legian, just north of Kuta Beach. Also, Ganesha Beach is in Seminyak, the next town north of Legian. It’s pretty gay for Bali, and there’s a cruisy bush area. I had a massage $6 to $9, and lunch $5, every day at Callego Warung (outdoor restaurant) and Massage, also at Ganesha Beach.

photo: The garden behind Callego Warung And Massage, Ganesha Beach, Bali.

I Hope This Helps You

I hope this gives you a starting point for your travel plans. For some fun and trashy stories and pictures of my Thailand and Bali travels, and their fantastic food, why not pop on over to my photo adventures blog:

P.S.: The Philippines is on my bucket list so I have no info to share on that yet.

I’ve Earned That Title

Soft And Flattering

I first came to Thailand in 2005.  I was immediately and pleasantly surprised at how outgoing and friendly people are. I mean, ok most likely they’re trying to sell you something, but the approach is usually soft and flattering.

Just Darling!

Back then, I was most often addressed as “chief”, which meant they figured out already I’m an American. Taxi touts, beach hawkers, food carts, black market music, movies, and porn, hookers, money boys ect. Once they figured out I’m gay, the titled became “dolling”. I assumed that meant darling. Still charming and flattering IMO. “Hey misstaa” was also used.

My New Title

Fast forward ten years later, I no longer have any hair on my head. A few more pounds, and saggy ones at that. My new title: “PA-PAAA”. My friends hate it, but I like it. It’s meant as a complement and not an insult.

See For Yourself

Here’s just a tiny sample of the beautiful people who’ve addressed me as “pa-paaa”, perhaps you can see for yourself why I not the least bit offended:


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Happy Ending

After 10 years of happy visits, happy photo adventures, happy meals, happy times, and “happee endings”, I’ve earned that title. Hek at my age, I’m flattered at any attention I can get!

Thank You!

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OMG Bound In Public


I could not believe my virgin eyes…

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…but there I was, right in the middle of a gang bang in a bar full of horny men.

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The notorious Sebastian Keys was directing a three-ring circus act of filth, humiliation, and sex slavery, for’s “Bound In Public” series of adult entertainment.

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All consensual, of course.

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This leather boy cutie petutie was on hand servicing the open bar and keeping everyone well lubricated.

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I was calmly swilling down a bottle of Fat Tire when this stud hunk, XXX adult star Brock Avery, sat next to me and starts, well, you get the idea. A camera man appeared from nowhere and that’s when I knew the action was about to get rolling.

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The amazing Dakota Wolfe took an unholy amount of abuse, almost as if it were Jesus himself suffering for all the sins of our Sodom and Gomorrah by the Bay.

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He was stepped on, spat upon, and not just in the face, but in the hole at the other end also. Director Sebastian Keys whipped him mercilessly, in sets of 20 lashes, with the crowd cheering and counting along in unison. By the way, his safe word was “mercy”, which I never heard him utter.

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I couldn’t tell who was enjoying themselves more, Dakota, or the demonic Sebastian Keys. Seb was incredibly masterful, meting out his punishments, directing a camera crew of four, several big name porn stars (I’ll get the names for you stay tuned for the updates), and ring-leading a crowd of about 100 loud, drunk, horny perverts.

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I noticed a strange, metal hook stuck up Dakota’s ass, secured like a bridle and used to yank him about.

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Oh, and he had a dog collar and leash, and a cow bell tied around his neck.

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After a few warm-up rounds of whippings, a “spanking machine” line was formed. Dakota was forced to crawl through their wide spread legs and endure vicious spankings from all.

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He was force-fed cock after cock…

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…after cock…

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…after cock…

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…and then gang raped.

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All while being jeered and insulted by a shameless, drunken, horny mob.

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Apalled And Disgusted

I was so appalled and disgusted, there had to be SOMETHING I could do. I raced up to the action, and whipped out my — Samsung Galaxy S4! The least I could do was to document this horrible passion play. And because I knew YOU would want to see it too, if not with your very own eyes, at least with mine.

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Slice Years Off Your Age!

Short Work

Today an elderly Thai man made short work of my face with a straight razor. Don’t worry, its not as bad as it sounds. I say elderly, because he looked about 40, which for a Thai means about 60. I was killing time between appointments at Pattaya International Hospital, a four hour wait between a battery of tests and an eye exam. All part of a “men’s fifty and up tourist annual checkup package”.

British Barfly

I decided to get a haircut and shave at a barber that was recommended by one of the drunk Brit barflies back at the DD Inn. Although his manners were far from it, his grooming was impeccable.  He couldn’t remember the name, but gave excellent directions:  Find the Mongkol Buddhist Temple in Pattaya. Everyone knows where that is, including google maps.

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The Scenic Route

Turns out, his directions were a bit round-a-bout, but the direct route is annoyingly crowded with heavy foot and vehicle traffic. Instead, walk south on 2nd road a block, past the school yard. Turn left on soy 17, the Sikh Temple is a few hundred feet on the right (see funny side note about this from

Continue eastward past the temple, the smelly fish market, and several blocks of dirty, crowded, shops, and Viagra pharmacies, until you come to Pattaya Tai 13 (alley no. 13). You know your there when you see these two incense sellers who’ve lost their heads.

Turn left onto allley 13, now heading north. On the left, a few doors in, there are two barbershops. It’s the first one. Ask for chair number one.

English Not Spoken Here

The name of the place is Hollywood Barber. How original. I walk in and no one speaks english, and they are ushering me into a chair towards the back, where it’s a lady barber’s turn. I politely assert that I wanted chair number one, “goot flen lecommen”. An elderly gent turns beet red, not easy for a dark skinned Thai, but seems grateful and flattered. Everyone breaks out hooting and hollering, about what I know not.

Through language difficulty, embarrassment, gesturing, and sheer perseverance, I managed to indicate I wanted a complete haircut and shave. As I said, the cut and shave was so fast I barely noticed it had even started. He could have been a surgeon in another life. It’s the guy seated on the left:

But You’re Treated Like A Queen

For the next hour and a half, I was pampered like a king, or, umm, queen! Hairline shape up, nose hair trim, ear hair trim. Facial massages with 6 or 7 various creams, gels, lotions, astringents. I fell asleep several times it was so relaxing.

A Secret To Looking Young

A layer of some type of rubber cement was applied. While drying, he gave a top notch head, neck, shoulder, arm, and hand massage. When the epoxy was lifted, so was about 15 years of age! Now you know one of the many Thai secrets of looking young. All of this for 560 Thai baht, or just under $21 US, including tip.

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Funny Bit From TeakDoor

A quick Google search yielded this funny tidbit from “Dirty Dog” on the popular’s forums:

“This Gurudwara Sahip Sikh Temple is down Soi 17 in South Pattaya about 400 meters from Walking Street, Now obviously Walking Street has loads of Tailor shops so this is where they go to make merit for their sins, and they do make merit, Soi 17 is the one that runs behind the South Pattaya market and is filled with run down crappy old shophouses that haven’t seen a coat of paint in 15 years, but the Sikh Temple does tend to stand out a bit amongst these run down buildings, so obviously they are raking in the dosh from the sinful Tailors, they must be doing some really nasty stuff to hand over this sort of dosh.

Next door to the Temple is Ravi Indian Supermarket, this is the place to get all that hard to get Indian spices and stuff in Pattaya.

The only trouble with this Soi is that it is way too narrow, if 2 cars park on opposite sides of the road then no cars can get through, and obviously this being Thailand this happens quite often.”

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Khrap khun khrap,

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