Wish You Were Heeeeeeeeeere…

Relaxation Vacation

I wish all of my friends, including you, my devoted viewers, could join me on my relaxation adventure here on Dongtan Beach, near Pattaya, Thailand. I’m staying at the extremely affordable ($21 a night) DD Inn Guesthouse, just 50 feet off the beach. My typical day consists of waking up around noon, slaving away at my blog, or hanging out at the air conditioned Tuk Com or Central Festival shopping malls where I feast on ice creams and gelatos.

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When the heat breaks, around 4 or 5 pm, I take my new Samsung Galaxy S4 Google Play unlocked international version for a photo adventure on the beach. The goal is to see how many cute guys I can get to let me take their picture.

The Farangs Have Gone

In this video, I’m Having a cold Singha, the national beer of Thailand, in the lime green chairs section. The weather is extremely pleasant, a balmy 85 Fahrenheit. Most of the ugly farangs have gone already, except me, 555 (Thai slang for hahaha, or lol).

What’s left are mostly the concession workers, gorgeous local boys, packing up the chairs and tables, and raking the sand clean of stray trash. The sound of them joking, laughing, and giggling like little schoolgirls is music to my ears. They’re generally quite friendly and eager to have me sit in their section, and ham and pose for as many pictures as I like. There’s even a stray dog at the end who comes over to say hello.

Sorry You Couldn’t Join Me

Since your not sitting here right next to me, thank you so much for dropping in and letting me share this pleasurable sunset moment. Be sure to subscribe, so you can be the first to see my photo adventures as they unfold right here on my splashy photo blog.

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Krap khun krap,

Jimmeee

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Dongtan Darlings

Sawasdee krap from delightful Dongtan Beach, the mostly gay area of Jomtien. It’s just a stone’s throw from Pattaya, Thailand, the “Extreme City”. Believe it or not, after two and a half weeks, I’ve only made it into town just once for a taste of the wild nightlife. At my age, ha-sip-ha (55), everything I need is within a few hundred feet of my lodging at the DD Inn Guesthouse.

Good cheap food, inexpensive shopping, free wifi, massages on the beach, or in the air conditioned parlors, hot and cold running boys, gay bars ranging from sedately friendly to extremely tactile. Just about anything a fifty plus and gay man, trying to age gracefully, or even dis-gracefully, could need or want is right here on Dongtan Beach.

Rub a dub tub, come and join the club of international tourists and expats, enjoying Thailand’s world class hospitality at Dongtan gay beach, where there’s something for everyone.

I manage to amuse myself here with a nightly sunset joy walk, seeing just how many cute guys I can get to let me take their picture.  There’s no shortage of sweet, friendly, sexy guys perfectly happy to indulge me in my lecherous photo adventures. So I hope you’re also amused, dear viewer, thanks so much for also indulging me!

This is “Boy”. I’m serious, his name is Boy. A delightful princess, always with the latest designer swimwear that leaves just enough for your sordid imagination. He stops by to chat for just a bit, asking how you’re doing, sharing something from his day, and then moving along. Not pushy at all like some of the “moneyboys” can be. He works at one of the bars in Jomtien Complex, and I believe he already have boyfriend.

This fun bunch works at the green chairs.

At the end of each day, the boys must rake and sweep their area clean. A perfect photo opportunity to exploit with my new Samsung Galaxy S4, I got it just for this trip. Do you see, even his t-shirt says so.

This is Panchan, from the yellow chairs, who quietly slipped me his phone number after I was seated and ordered my Singha beer. Haven’t used it yet, I think he’s str8.

Not to be outdone, the next day these boys from the lime colored chairs aggressively courted my business, and gave me bend over backwards and forwards service. Hamming and posing for as many pictures, and videos, as I liked.

I asked if I could borrow his hair.

See what I mean? These guys are probably straight also, but in Thailand, it’s all relative.

I like his style, we could go shopping together.

Nat, and “Boy”, work in the bar downstairs at the DD Inn. I’m guessing that half the boys in Dongtan are named “Boy”, 555 (Thai slang for hahaha, or lol).

Boy is adorably demure.

My Thai boyfriend, Ran. I’ve known him for five years now, and affectionately refer to him as my “mechanic”.  I highly recommend him for head and ball adjustments.

Ran is a bit camera shy.

Back again at the bar downstairs, Boy and (name?).

I can’t resist hopping on the back of a motorcycle taxi with a cute driver like this one. He must have known I was a softy, he asked for 80 baht for what is normally a 60 baht ride. I told him ok since your so cute. I gave him 100 ($3.35) altogether, for letting me snap a few pics.

I wanted to give him a, umm, foot massage, but a pic will have to do.

Creepy but sexy at the same time, look how flattering those uniforms make those crotches, Oh!, I mean cops, look!

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Krap khun krap,

Jimmeee

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Jomtien Boys Pushing And Pulling…

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Watch as these hard working young men clean their concession area of Jomtien’s gay beach, pushing and pulling the sand with rakes and smoothing shovels.

Sweet Service

Every day at the beginning and end of the day, the sand must be swept of trash and debris. This particular section is a favorite of gay tourists: Rit Beach Orange Chairs section 15. To pull in more customers, free wifi is offered, and top notch bend over backwards and forwards service is given by these gorgeous cutie pies. The pie faced sweetie-pie in the hat is especially nice to me, always making sure I have what I need, smiling and batting his eyelashes, why, he even gives me pieces of mint candy!

Anything You Want Meesta?

A minor annoyance at Jomtien Beach are the peddlers, constantly hawking their wares and services, such as porn dvd’s, poppers, viagra, cialis, the latest un-authorised Hollywood releases often before they hit the screens in the US, chachkas, jewelry, watches, ice cream, deep fried seafood, massages, manicures, pedicures, etc.

One item I found quite amusing was a plastic pig that quacked like a duck when squeezed. I want one!

Easy Pushover

At the end of this video, you can see that I’m an easy pushover as I give in to an older woman pedicurist. I remembered her from last year, so I had no problem trusting her with all those sharp and pointy instruments being used on my delicate little tootsies. She did such a good job, on my hands too, all for about $9us. Now I must go and find some black nail polish.

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Krap khun krap,

Jimmeee

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Latin Explosion Teasers!!!

Good morning manwatchers, here’s a quick post with 20 of my best out takes from Latin Explosion’s 21 year anniversary $1000 balloon drop extravaganza. Don’t miss Valentino Present’s fourth annual “Demons and Angels” Halloween Blowout, Thursday Oct 31 (2013). At Club 21 Oakland.

by photojimsf | Nightlife | Monday Aug 16, 2013
Half a dozen go go fire plugs gave incendiary performances at Valentino’s weekly Latin dance, hip-hop and pop blowout. The 21 year anniversary climaxed with a $1000 balloon drop, igniting an orgasmic free for all. EDGE had a blast, here are the pics.
You can see the original assignment in the nightlife section of EdgeSanFrancisco.com. Click on any of the pics below to see my complete gallery of 145 outtakes.

My Top 20 JockOff Pics So Far

What Is JockOff?

Greetings visual eye candy consumers! Here’a a quick post of my top 20 outtake pictures taken at JockOff so far. What’s JockOff?  It’s a sexy, sleazy, once a month plus special occasions on Thursdays drink, dance, strip, and grope-a-thon with a sports theme.  Be sure to check it out this Thursday, Oct. 3, 2013, at the Powerhouse bar in SF CA, for their special fleet week edition.

I’ve been to two JockOffs so far, click on the story links to see the original assignments as they appeared in the nightlife section of EdgeSanFrancisco.com. Or click on any of the pictures below to see my full galleries of over 500 outtakes, most of them too sleazy and risque for Edge Media!

JockOFF @ Powerhouse :: August 1, 2013

A pen of party animals watered a thirsty crop of contestants at this weekly wet jockey contest. Shawn Farmer plowed the competition, reaping the $100 prize. The cattle show featured USDA prime go-gos Turk Mason, Michael Brandon and Riley Davis.

JockOff @ Powerhouse :: September 5, 2013

Turk Mason and his team of paramedic-a-go-gos resuscitated a deadly quiet club night with life affirming fun raising efforts at Colby Michaels’ benefit for SF Suicide Prevention. Trey Williams slayed the competition in the lively wet jockey contest.

Frank Fanucchi, aka Turk Mason, is the main promoter, and sometimes go go dancer and contest participant at JockOff.

Frank with dj Guy Ruben.

Colby Michaels, top center, also promotes JockOff, fund raising, and mc’s the contests.

Andrew Von Pelt, left, and Michael Brandon.

The very touchy and feely Riley Davis, left, go go dances and competes in the contests.

Photographer and dj Phillip Frost, left, joins the fun onstage.

Red is his color, you think?

There’s Beth Bicoastal getting in on the sqirt action (extreme right).

Shawn Farmer, winner of the August edition JockOff contest.

Another Powerhouse power player, dj and capoeira artist Gehno Aviance, left,  and my favorite dancing go go bear, (name?).

Three hot chocolate-a-go-gos.

Oreo cookies and cake, anyone?

Mr. Powerhouse Leather, Mr. SF Leather, and IML title holder Andy Cross joins Colby Michaels on stage.

This latin cutie pie go go dances regularly at Q-Bar in the Castro, and occasionally at Club Papi events. (name, name, name anyone?)

The hardest working bar manager in town, Scott Powerhouse! (left)

And here we are at the end of my post. Be sure to stop by the Powerhouse this Thursday for the fleet week edition of JockOff this Thursday, October 3, 2013. You can be sure the event will be fully backed by the best in sleazy south of Market style entertainment.

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